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Ok, so what are your favourite movie lines and quotes?

Most of my favourite are from Donnie Darko, one of the best movies ever made.

[Donnie] - Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
[Frank] - Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

[Gretchen] - Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
[Donnie] - What makes you think I'm not?

I'll post more after you guys do.

From super bad:

Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.

That is my favourite movie at the moment! So many quotes...

[Seth] - I drew ****s.
[Evan] - Like a man dick?
[Seth] - Yes, like a man dick.

[Evan] What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?

[Becca] - Your **** is so smooth!
[Evan] - Your's would be too... If you were a man.

And I could go on forever. Awesome movie.

I agree with Scarr3d, Donnie Darko is quite possibly one of the greatest movies of all time!

Samantha Darko: What's a f*ckass?

Miss Farmer: He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline card into my anus!

Drew Barrymores character (I forgot her name): FFFF*******CCCCKKKKKK!

Please don't trick the censor, at least replace the u with a star...

Okay, will bear that in mind in the future, and fix my post.

Sorry!

That's ok man, I just want to keep the forums 'clean' for a little while if you know what I mean, just so that it looks nicer.
I'll probably get rid of the censors sometime in the near future anyway.

Cool man, I can understand that!

from the departed:

Frank Costello: When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals. What I’m saying to you is this… When you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?

Ellerby: Qui Bono, who benefits?
Colin Sullivan: Qui gives a shit. It’s got a freakin’ bow on it.

Frank Costello: One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

Ellerby: Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you’re not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.

Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

Billy Costigan: Maybe it would have done you some good to have some *questions* from time to time, you know? "Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess? Is my wife a money-grubbing whore?" I mean, those are questions, right? "Have I ever been good to my dying sister or am I just now pretending to be?"

Colin Sullivan: F*cking firefighters are bunch of homos.

Frank Costello: I'm going to have my associate search you.
Billy Costigan: No, no one's f*cking searching me. Searching me for what?
Frank Costello: Contra-f*cking-band.

basically every line in the movie. there are more.

Wooderson, i think thats his name. The already graduated guy from high school in Dazed in Confused.

"Thats what i like about high school girls, i get older...they stay the same age."

Such a messed up yet funny quote

The whole of Airplane

Nah, perhaps 'Your mother smelt of elderberries and your father was a hampster'
'Come back, I'll bite your knees off'
etc, you can tell I'm about to quote most of the Holy Grail

Barf from Spaceballs

"Im a mog! Half man, half dog. Im my own best friend."

"I bet you would stick your face in the fire if I told you that you would see the Devil. Meanwhile there's a demon sticking out of your ass saying "Holy miss moley, we got us a live one!"

Otis from House Of 1000 Corpses.

I believe that's the correct quote.

Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a f*cking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

Snatch is such a brilliant movie.

Aqua Dementia wrote:"I bet you would stick your face in the fire if I told you that you would see the Devil. Meanwhile there's a demon sticking out of your ass saying "Holy miss moley, we got us a live one!"

Otis from House Of 1000 Corpses.

I believe that's the correct quote.

lol yeah it is. i just watch that movie like 2 days ago...

i'm not sure if it's wrong, but i lol'd the whole movie. i was just like wtf!??!?? the whole time.

oh and my avatar was in that movie, woot.

Rainn is his name, no?

Mortal Kombat

[Scoripon] - Get over here!

Enough is enough! I have HAD it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!

"DUDE YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER"

"SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW"

Eurotrip

From the TV movie adaptation of Terry Pratchetts "The Hogfather":

Susan Sto Helit: And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinged about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.