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Finish My Story...

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Finish My Story...

Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:57 pm

Ok, I'll post the first sentance to a story and leave out the last word, then we each take it in turns to put the last word in and start off the next sentance, leaving out the last word for the next person.

For example:

One day I went to the...
Supermarket. They sell lots of food and...
Berries. The berries are next to the...
etc...

Try to make the sentance longer than my example ones and try to make it funny. Here we go:

One fine winter's morning Sam the Gardening Man was walking to work when he slipped and broke his leg on a...
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Postby kidsthesedays on Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:52 pm

turd. He clenched his teeth, letting out an agonized cry of pain, "..."
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Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:57 pm

"Shoot!" He then proceeded to go to the doctor's office to get it checked out, but on his way got approached by a...
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Postby kidsthesedays on Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:04 pm

vegetarian. She yelled at him for using fertilizer in his garden containing animal by-products and...
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Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:11 pm

Feces. He tried running away but forgot about his injured leg and ended up falling into a...
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Postby Tushmeister on Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:57 pm

banana split. With a mucky face covered in clotted cream, he stumbled to his feet only to run into a...
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Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:05 pm

Cat. Not just any cat, it was his boss' cat that he'd given the stupid name of...
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Postby Tushmeister on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:07 pm

Sir Tiddlywinks Sebastian Islington Falconburger the Third. He was...
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Postby kidsthesedays on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:15 pm

magical. He had sparkley fur and magic...
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Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:18 pm

Urine. When used to get rid of evil monsters it made them...
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Postby Tushmeister on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:23 pm

aroused. Their own erections cutting off all circulation to their...
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Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:36 pm

Arms. Making them fall off leaving them armless and...
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Postby Tushmeister on Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:43 pm

unable to play basketball. Which is a shame, cause monsters really enjoy basketball, without it they get quite...
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Postby metacarpi on Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:47 pm

Irate. Anyways, Sam the Gardening man quickly punted the cat over a fence, and proceeded to limp to the doctors, where.....
One of the advantages of horses that people sometimes point out, is that they very seldom explode. Almost never, in my experience, apart from that unfortunate occurence in the hot summer a few years ago.

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Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:37 pm

He bumped into an armless monster. The monster stared at him with a certain look in it's eye that Sam knew meant...
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Postby 7daycrisis on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:39 pm

He was about to be raped. So he grabbed his...
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Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:44 pm

Rather large Python out of his pants and whacked the monster over the head with it. Before the monster could get back up, Sam made a run for it but soon realised that...
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Postby 7daycrisis on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:48 pm

He had made a mistake, it wasnt a pyrhon, he had actually ripped off his...
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Postby scarr3d on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:57 pm

Third leg. After he realised what he'd done he went back to collect it when...
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Postby metacarpi on Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:23 pm

He discovered his third leg had developed a life of it's own! It charged towards him and....
One of the advantages of horses that people sometimes point out, is that they very seldom explode. Almost never, in my experience, apart from that unfortunate occurence in the hot summer a few years ago.

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